10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.