10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm