10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.