10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike