10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.