10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
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- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "No river, no fish."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.