10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from