10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer