10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.