10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.