10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.