10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."