10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Fold and live to fold again