10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."