10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed