10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"