10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.