10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician