10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom