10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.