10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!