10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.