10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---