10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Those eggs smell delicious!