10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for loners.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.