10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."