10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "No river, no fish."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.