10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel