10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger