10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.