10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear