10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer