10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is for loners.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright