10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels