10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Welcome to kicker school
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.