10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• It's Free To Fold...
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery