10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright