10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Fold and live to fold again
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier