10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.