10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus