10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.