10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.