10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders