10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz