10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi