10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!