10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is for loners.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have