10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• It's Free To Fold...
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers