10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water