10 Random Poker Quotes

This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway